when my song comes on
let’s go all
the way tonight
life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell
It’s a cute little thing though.
Sleepovers with me be like:
two sick horses evaluating an orb
"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!! YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"
moms be like
Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words
"IT HAS 8,564 WORDS AND I CAN’T DELETE ANY OF THEM WITHOUT RUINING MY ESSAY"
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